How many years has that season lasted?

Oh, hell yeah, you know I do! Subscriptions, baby!!

*bites hand*

America, Australia, America, Australia…

Winterfell uses more geothermal energy in a day than most smallfolk use in a year.

Tits come out, ratings go up.

GRRM: All right, I'm going to make this a nice, tight story. Begins in summer, big war, all wrapped up by winter. Let's do this!

I prefer his writing work, like the X-Men movies.

I'm sure Lovecraft wrote something about that once.

Who cares about Jon Snow anyway? The man only has one look for the seven's sake! Anguish. Lust. Resolve. They're the same face! Doesn't anyone notice this? —Ser Alliser Thorne

The Master Knows All Except Combination To Safe

You're still evil, and when you try to be good, you're even more evil!

Hot damn! I'm going to SeaWorld!

That's some nice glowering, Mr. B.

*Pushes glasses up nose*
Er, actually, due to losing the lawsuit brought on by Lampwick, the Krusty show is forced to show alternatives such as a Schoolhouse Rock homage, which to be fair does include some cop-on-hippie violence.

♫ Cousinnnnns are doing it for themselves! ♫

Simpson, I need a ride to the library.

That improvident lackwit? Always too busy stridin' about his atom mill to call his own mother. I'll give him what-fors 'till he cries brassafrax!

That's some nice reckless driving, Mr. B.

Making these kinds of jokes shegetz a rise out of people.