Oy vey ist mir! He has brought shame on his family! Oh, if he were a musician or a jazz singer, this we could forgive.

The Schwanzstuckers taste like Schwanzstuckers.

I am the Angel of Death. The Time of Purification is at hand.

HA-HA!

Damn it, this is just going to completely ruin… ummm… well, I'm still outraged.

It's German for "The Gays, The".

Okay, folks, show's over. Nothing to see here, show's-Oh my god, a Simpsons Classic review! Hey, everybody, get a load of these episode quotes. Come on, crowd around. Don't be shy, crowd around.