Right or wrong, your behavior was still disruptive, sir! Perhaps spending the remainder of your life in a madhouse will teach you some manners.

Thanks for the suggestion, but I probably should have mentioned that I can't log in to the Disqus site using this account.
I think I'm just going to go ahead and make a new account.

I've tried that, but when I open up the Settings, all it does is show me my username and email, and it gives me the option to change my password. I'm thinking it's different for me since I made my account after the changeover to Disqus, and I chose the option just to sign up to A.V. Club.

I'm not sure where a good place to ask this is, so I hope it's okay if I just put it here:
Can anyone tell me how to upload an avatar? I don't see an option to do so anywhere. Do I just have to create a brand new account directly through Disqus? Please help me out here.

Can anybody tell me why my palm's blinking?

Hehe, Laa Laa. Cute name.

Such Is Mango.

Consider that your first strike.

I'll give you twenty bucks and Transmorphers: Twilight of the Bots.

But it's his only line!

You vacuous, toffee-nosed, malodorous pervert!

I guess I have to recalibrate my sarcasm detector. Anyway, I thought you were just making a cryptogram, which are a pretty common type of puzzle, and I was just poking fun at all the (ostensible) errors.

I realized too late it came off as more dickish than I intended. I was just having some fun. (Yes, this is fun for me.)

My best attempt at a translation:

♪ Pills and porn ♪

"Hahahaha! They can't manage money! That's why they're all poor! Ahahahahahaha!"

Six-foot-zero-inches. Full spandex jumpsuit.

"Now here we have a dick made of bricks. Yeah? Next, I made a dick out of question blocks. See it there? Okay, now here, I have two pipes on either side of a Thwomp. It's a bit abstract, but, uh, I think you can see what I'm going for."

Hey, they're playing the burrito song.

So, did Rose Leslie have a scheduling conflict, or what the fuck? It was awkward as hell just watching her sit there by herself shooting at nothing.