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The Ghost of ASAC Schrader
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People need to quit trying to force this guy to be an actor. That's like, career rape.

I think the real question here is, was it rape?

Bingo

If shaving your pubes makes you a great actor, then I must be Marlon fucking Brando

More like a PENICILLA! Right?

Ooh, I like this very much. Don could be in for a big transformation.

I hope so. I really do.

It does get to be a bit much, but I think rumination is a defining human characteristic, so I understand why he does it.

They go back to their home on WHORE ISLAND

I can't wait for the Oberyn/Mountain duel. I just hope Oberyn turns to the camera, winks and says "Don't worry, this'll be OBERYN MINUTE!"

I don't know, getting your skull caved in in front of a huge crowd of onlookers is a pretty fantastically ceremonious way to die.

"Your Grace. I've won more single combats than any man alive." -

Cersei's ultimate comeuppance is my most eagerly awaited future ASOIAF moment. Forget the others, the dragons, Littlefinger and Varys, I want so badly for Jaime to bash her brains in with his golden hand or a direwolf to tear her face off. She is the fucking WORST.

I agree that this was a rape. However, it doesn't really affect my view of Jaime Lannister, who is an amoral, child murdering piece of shit. (And don't even give me a self-preservation argument. By choosing to fuck the queen he continued to put his family all in danger. If he wanted to keep them safe,all he had to do

*clicks on AVCLUB*

FAT PINK MAST

By what right does the Dean judge the lion?

Never change.
*flicks cigarette*
*burns out on motorcycle*

It was Jorah.

Hey, Daenerys may be on the other side of the narrow sea, but she is a VERY REAL threat. Eventually. Probably.