Oh wait, I see the problem. No LondonDave, his name is Spock.

Bicycles don't have ears.

Kirk did die in Generations, but I believe Shatner's argument at one point was that, well, it's science fiction and Spock came back, so why can't I? And he sort of had a point, but then again it took a whole movie and a half to undo what had happened to Spock, and I don't think anybody in their right mind wanted to…

Ah, that takes me back.

"The This" is a side project of Matt Johnson from "The The".

The talking bicycle tested much higher than the talking dildo in the original pilot.

Yummsh: "Abrahams and Spoke" was a short-lived "dramady" series on NBC in the early 1980s. Produced by the same people who brought us "Tenspeed and Brownshoe", "Abrahams and Spoke" was about the adventures of a young, New York rabbinical student and his talking bicycle. It lasted three episodes, but could never get…

Ah. Got it.

And introducing Elmer Fudd as Pavel Chekov.

IV? Catherine Hicks? She wound up being the mom in Seventh Heaven opposite Stephen "Decker" Collins.

Riverside? I always thought it was Riverdale! Isn't the guy with the stupid hat and the "S" on his shirt Spock?!

I nominate myself to put this thread back on track.

Abrams shoulda just trotted out his Regarding Henry script again…

Emperor Jim, you have made a sad, lonely old man extremely happy just now.

Hmm. Maybe so. I think only seven or eight years separates Careful and Liquid Sky, no? Actually, that begs an excellent question: what is the earliest thing that's been looked at in the New Cult Canon list?

Fearless Fosdickface.

Yeah, yeah, I know. I'm out of my element.

10. Spock pours cup of coffee for Kirk, Spock says, "Say when, Jim."

The greatest thing Abrams could've done with this is…
…after swearing up and down to Shatner that Old Kirk wouldn't be in the film, put Old Kirk in anyway.

That James Cameron is sorely, sorely missed.