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Wasn't Pantsface a Dick Tracy villain?

What's a Segway?

8. Characters silently munching on cold onion rings at Space Applebee's

Liquid Sky?
Liquid Sky. Please add to list. Thank you.

(Blu-ray) Walston
Ray Walston was the best thing about the movie version.

I s'pose it's inevitable that someone is going to bring up that Lorenzo ("Carlton the Doorman") Music not only did the voice for the animated Garfield but for Peter Venkman on the Ghostbusters animated show. And then Bill Murray did the Garfield features. Coincidence?

Videodrome? Or Bugsy Malone?

Or if they hand it over to Crispin Glover he can cast it with actors who all have Down's Syndrome. Really, in each of these three scenarios, the audience still comes out the winner.

Hm, never thought of that before. You'd think the tea people would be all over the chip people for that infringement. Or perhaps, an "infuse-ment". "Infrugement"? Christ, I'm struggling here…

A baby without Leonard Nimoy is like a day without sunshine.

I think this is the greatest idea ever.
I also think that to make this Videodrome remake even better they should take take a cue from "Bugsy Malone" and recast it with children playing all the adult parts.

It is for this role alone that Susan Boyle acquired her new coif.

Isn't "Nano-technology Infusion" a new Tazo tea blend?

Tales From the Gimli Hospital?
…I'm curious, I thought that would be the choice for Maddin 's work in this column. Why Careful?

Shucks, someone would have figured that one out sooner or later. But thankee.

Indiana Jones and the Tenure of Doom.

Maybe it's Canadians with money then (I know, I'm looking for excuses.) Many are indeed odious. I believe you have one of them in your jails as I write this, a fellow by the name of Conrad Black. Feel free to keep him, if it is not too much bother.

Pierre Trudeau? Really??? Unless you're from Alberta, how is he thought of as the worst part of Canada? I'm honestly curious.

Michael Moore makes me extremely horny. Because he makes me so angry. There's a strong reaction for you.

Canadians are a pretty diverse bunch that way, Amanda. The biggest right-wing blog in the country comes from coincidentally a small town in Saskatchewan that's not far away from the birthplace of the guy responsible for Medicare in Canada, and by default, the United States (ultimately… presumably).