My frank disappointment in Broughton's behaviour will not tarnish my enjoyment of the soundtrack to "Silverado". Nor will it stop me from randomly blurting out the first verse of the "Tiny Toons Adventures" theme as my go-to mental stopgap. But yeah, this reads like a pretty dickish move.

Better that than a German-themed watersports park.

Ben's probably never even been to a "Sing-a-Long-Koyaanisqtasi" event. I like to dress up as the flamed-out rocket booster!

I'm probably older than your dad, so it's Capricorn One for me or GTFO.

Well, there was this…

Still waiting on the midwest county fair dates.

I know! Can you bewieve it? And somebody get this fweakin' duck away fwom us both.

"All right now, let's go over it once more: now, who are you?"
"I'm Kevin Weilly."
"And what season is it?"
"Piwot season."

Do we ever get to see his Micronaughties?

I was going to say, there wouldn't have been a better segue to go from lamenting the modern dearth of real men like Gregory Peck, to playing Alan MOTHERFUCKING Shepard.

It's an odd world.

Leopold, hands down, is my favorite one-note Simpsons character. A constant fount of barely-suppressed rage that occasionally turns on a bipolar dime. I imagine Leopold to have hooked up with Princess Kashmir, probably to an unhealthy extent.

What in Pete Sampras is going on here?!

Somehow I think that Ellison has two teams of lawyers pitted against each other, locked in combat for the prize of his retaining services, trapped in some kind of arena somewhere —

As a digression and further to the '73 Oscars list, although I certainly would not think of Geoffrey Unsworth as History's Greatest Monster, how did I not know that Gordon Willis wasn't even NOMINATED for The Godfather???  This somehow seems far worse than Coppola losing to Fosse.

Bonus points on "Emesis"!

In the interests of not having a double standard when it comes to female musicians — and in keeping with this week's Hatesong — the hottest Eagles are:

In all fairness, he was having some issues while trying to get over World War Nine.

Somebody should set up a Kickstarter for a series in which Vernon and John spend a year tailing and engaging with Westboro Church protestors.  'Cause I'd totally watch the nuggets out of that.

It's fun to utterly baffle people when you show them pictures of Saskatchewan's deserts.