This Here Giraffe!

"I like a fresh bowl."

when this aired, it was the first time i'd ever heard the song "River". and i hated the song. hate. hate. hate. it was so schlocky and heavy-handed, i thought it was something they must have written just for this episode.

mine is terrible because i'm a lazy shit.

i really liked the "Texas Campfire Tapes", at the time.

turns out she doesn't like siemens.
MHO, MHO, MHO

BowWowWowHouse

President Newt is only marginally scarier than President Santorum (who was in 2nd place behind Rombo)

Uncle Tupelo - I Got Drunk And I Fell Down
Albert Collins - I Ain't Drunk (I'm Just Drinkin)
Randy Hanzlick - I'd rather have a bottle in front of me (than a frontal lobotomy)
Todd Snider - Beer Run
on the darker side: Elliott Smith - Between The Bars

… and then he takes a little nap.

it's a job requirement

Paperback Writer

back in 86, it was actually hard to get a copy of (unless you just taped it off the radio). so, i was delighted to find a copy of the 45 in a box of junk in the basement of the Salvation Army where i was a part-time janitor.

Zeppelin's "Hey Hey What Can I Do". it was the non-album B-side for The Immigrant Song.

the Praayyyynce Show!

it's the story of a young girl who nearly commits incest with her brother, but ends up as a sex slave to a giant slug creature instead.

"You'll never catch me, bicycle police! Mwwahahaha!"

ah… brings back memories.

or…open fire on Morrissey !

Bone Suckin Sauce