Patrick Stewart plays "asshole" a little too well.

And now some kind words from Kenny Powers…
HEY, HBO! YOU HOMO LOVING ASSHOLES NEED TO RE-UP MY GIG BEFORE I PUT A BELT SANDER TO YOUR FUCKING MONGOLOID FACE AND BUTTFUCK YOUR MOM FROM BEHIND.

Copy editing is for the birds.

WHERE'S THE FUCKING PHONE

Die Hard
Every Christmas I watch and every night before present time I smile for some reason when the FBI Johnsons plunge to their incredibly awful CGI deaths in the chopper. Odd I know but…

1. Fuck Her Gently
2. Rock Your Socks
3. Explosivo
4. Friendship Test
5. The Road

You're out of my reading group.

Money can get you deaf interpreters and friends from 40 years ago in your office within the hour. Fantastic.

Seudo Sex Commercial Work is real to me, damnit
…and so for Kate Austin

Netflix if you must
…but for the sheer joy of how terrible this truly is, you must be in the presence of one hundred others in the cinema.

"Lunch lady" is in no way a slur.

Episode: The New Cup
Song: Business Time
Moment: Racist interchanges with Aziz Ansari in 'Drive-by'

Maturity is the crutch of the weak and simple minded. Kenny Powers doesn't do maturity. He fucks shit up and asks you to apologize to him.

Would have been better in 3D.

Big Fatties Fuckers?

Life is gonna to suck for him when he awkwardly grows up. Just like Wallace from 'Lost'.

Free commentary on the internet for television shows we love to talk about in our minds should be spelled fucking correctly for ME AND ME ONLY.

Stringer Bell is secretly Michael's father and the overlord of the universe.

Cleaning out middle management is less emotionally satisfying for me when dead bodies aren't involved.

Decided taking a few bullets would have been less physical than putting his foot in Quinn's inevitably also dead ass.