98. I assume he didn't eat many Big Macs.

Aliens just don't look cool anymore.

They all die at the end, don't they?

She stroked his Wookie.

Well, until Dan Aykroyd says it, we can't believe anyone!

You know, "waffable" should be a word. Able to be made into waffles. Like, "Those eggs sure look waffable!"

Yeah, it reflects the flat-out divisive nature of current politics.

I went back and watched Season 5 recently because the time travel was so much fun. But I have little desire to watch the rest any time soon. I enjoyed the whole show but it overwhelmed my mind so much at the time that it feels exhausting to return to.

I'm a terminal case!

It also took me a long time to realize the new Harry Potter movie wasn't called "Fantastic Breasts and Where to Find Them."

I think this goes for any social interaction. This mean you, Internet.

I always moan when I'm combing my hair!

I tend to think that unless Trump does something completely unexpected like nominate a liberal judge to the Supreme Court, many Republican voters will grumble about him but still be happy it's not a Democrat in office. But I imagine there will come a point where voter sentiment turns to feeling that Trump suckered…

Well, he fits their clown motif.

Now that Trump seems to be backing away from many of his campaign promises, how long do you think it will take for the people who voted for him to turn on him?

I clicked on this story because I thought the headline said "Prada porno film."

That's what I used to say when my mom knocked on the bathroom door.

I wouldn't be surprised if he took money for product placement.

Does he really eat a lot of fast food? Has that been documented?

Trump leaves office bald as a bowling ball.