Dante pretty much spent the last of his creative capital when he made that horrible anti-Bush zombie movie "Homecoming."

Dante pretty much spent the last of his creative capital when he made that horrible anti-Bush zombie movie "Homecoming."

The reason why there aren't any films focusing on the way poor people REALLY live is because it'll make you hate poor people.

The reason why there aren't any films focusing on the way poor people REALLY live is because it'll make you hate poor people.

The audience seems to be laughing at the skit, and not in the nervous ironic way that signifies shame…

The audience seems to be laughing at the skit, and not in the nervous ironic way that signifies shame…

Wait a minute, what do we know about Willie?

Wait a minute, what do we know about Willie?

But no one has forgotten it. "Chopping Mall," for better or worse, is one of the most well known B-movies of the '80s.

But no one has forgotten it. "Chopping Mall," for better or worse, is one of the most well known B-movies of the '80s.

"Chopping Mall" is one of the few movies I've actually listened to the entire commentary for. Wynorski and Mitchell are HILARIOUS. They clearly had a good time working on the movie despite the mall rep that kept hassaling them, and the movie rightly earned it's place as one of the most beloved (ironically or not)…

"Chopping Mall" is one of the few movies I've actually listened to the entire commentary for. Wynorski and Mitchell are HILARIOUS. They clearly had a good time working on the movie despite the mall rep that kept hassaling them, and the movie rightly earned it's place as one of the most beloved (ironically or not)…

Science fiction is always very ambitious when it comes to transportation and shortsighted when it comes to communication. That's why all science fiction movies from the 50s had us living on cities on the moon but still communicating through wall-sized radios/monitors.

Science fiction is always very ambitious when it comes to transportation and shortsighted when it comes to communication. That's why all science fiction movies from the 50s had us living on cities on the moon but still communicating through wall-sized radios/monitors.

The AV Club gave "Sparkle" a better grade then "Expendables 2." The AV Club is officially fucking stupid.

The AV Club gave "Sparkle" a better grade then "Expendables 2." The AV Club is officially fucking stupid.

Can someone explain to me why people are still losing their shit over "Spider-Man 3?" Yeah, it wasn't as good as the first two, but how many third films in a trilogy ever are? And besides, it's still lightyears ahead of swill like "Batman & Robin."

Can someone explain to me why people are still losing their shit over "Spider-Man 3?" Yeah, it wasn't as good as the first two, but how many third films in a trilogy ever are? And besides, it's still lightyears ahead of swill like "Batman & Robin."

In a country with a population of 310 million people and a rising unemployment rate, it does my heart good to keep seeing all the good movie roles go to foreigners.

In a country with a population of 310 million people and a rising unemployment rate, it does my heart good to keep seeing all the good movie roles go to foreigners.