Crying over the loss of Gawker was certainly the low point of this article…

Remember all the stories of Jesus violently murdering his enemies, making drug and gun deals with terrorists, slapping women around and calling them whores after cheating on his wife with them, financing his business with porn money and generally being a morose scheming SOB?
Seriously, &#*(# Sutter for that final scene.

I just saw a webcomic this week that referenced this story, what an odd coincidence http://www.atarmslength.net…

I remember when Three Kings came out in 1999. I kept waiting for critics to make comparisons to Kelly's Heroes. To my surprise, not one single mainstream movie reviewer mentioned it.

Nuh-uh! Yojimbo is a total rip-off of Bruce Willis' Last Man Standing!

I was on my high school newspaper when this movie came out. I made the same exact deduction as a movie critic… when I was 17.

Meanwhile, Thomas and Brain Guy delight in a contest of who can be the biggest ass-kissing social climber. :P

MST3K/Call the Midwife crossover. MAKE IT HAPPEN!

I didn't start watching Sesame Street until after Mr. Hooper was gone, and have no memory of his character at all. My only knowledge of him is from the internet discussion of this episode. I feel sort of cheated that way.

I wasn't really a fan… but "My Stepdad's not Mean He's Just Adjusting" gets my vote for one of the funniest dark songs ever.

Sorry to be off topic, but your name and avatar: "Freaked" ref?

Given how Robin decided to check out, should the fact that he was doing so many dark films in the last decade of his life have been seen by the rest of us as a cry for help?
I'm not saying the world needed 10 more "Mrs. Doubtfires," dear lord, the thought of that alone frightens me. But damn, couldn't Disney have come…

It only works if you watch 1980s My Little Pony. I have a cousin… well, I HAD a cousin…

That's one of the main hypocrisies of all sports journalism. It's always "this sport is so corrupt! But don't you dare expose it and gore MY ox!"

I'm so stoked "Chopping Mall" got included, that movie never gets enough love.
However, the ignoring of "Leonard Part 6" on this list is unforgivable. Feeding a hotdog to a vegetarian, come on!

Fuck you. Sincerely, a Texan.

So it's come to this. We've reached the point in our history where "Prince of Thieves" is no longer considered a good movie? And of course mean good in a fun summer blockbuster kind of way…
I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

Shredder will always be my favorite cartoon villain of all time, and I thank James Avery for the wonderful memories.

Nice of you to pretend like I was agreeing with Phil, just because I was pointing out the bitter realities of the situation.

I think I'll take "Ignore" for $500, Alex. OF COCK.