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(or did,at least. I'm not too up on it.)

(or did,at least. I'm not too up on it.)

She lives in Stillwater, so MN shouldn't be hard.

She lives in Stillwater, so MN shouldn't be hard.

Are you all out of Funyuns?

Are you all out of Funyuns?

What is adulthood for if not to finally purchase the things denied to us in childhood and then realizing that they are crap?

What is adulthood for if not to finally purchase the things denied to us in childhood and then realizing that they are crap?

We have family lore that Ed Gein once stopped his car to talk to my Grandma on the side of the road, but … I dunno. If it's true, I'm just glad my family line didn't get snuffed out there.

We have family lore that Ed Gein once stopped his car to talk to my Grandma on the side of the road, but … I dunno. If it's true, I'm just glad my family line didn't get snuffed out there.

Swing away, citric! Swing away!

Swing away, citric! Swing away!

Alar!

Alar!

Ah, yeah, I suppose these things may have not trickled so far southward to be ubiquitous stereotypes.

Ah, yeah, I suppose these things may have not trickled so far southward to be ubiquitous stereotypes.

Only if you change it to Agent Poutine from Canada.

Only if you change it to Agent Poutine from Canada.

Will's Top Ten Random Roles is getting awfully crowded. I must have about twenty in there by now.