Will's Top Ten Random Roles is getting awfully crowded. I must have about twenty in there by now.

Heh, Upper Michigan, just a few miles from the border.  Having been born in Wisconsin myself, I guess it didn't occur to me that was the weirdest part of the story.

Heh, Upper Michigan, just a few miles from the border.  Having been born in Wisconsin myself, I guess it didn't occur to me that was the weirdest part of the story.

My first thought was, "Teti, you are *out* of the will."

My first thought was, "Teti, you are *out* of the will."

My brother once took a first date to see The Accused because OMFG who the hell knows why.

My brother once took a first date to see The Accused because OMFG who the hell knows why.

Here's my non-mom one:

Here's my non-mom one:

I discovered KMK because, back in the day when they were really little, my kids were enamored with those funniest animal videos shows.  KMK hosted one, and he was clearly better than the material.  Glad to see he made good.

I discovered KMK because, back in the day when they were really little, my kids were enamored with those funniest animal videos shows.  KMK hosted one, and he was clearly better than the material.  Glad to see he made good.

That entire First Person series is excellent, especially the plane crash ep. And all of the other ones.

That entire First Person series is excellent, especially the plane crash ep. And all of the other ones.

My parents had this super fancy multivolume dictionary set which included an appendix of "sexual terms". I read that sucker A to Z many times and, Lord, I am so pathetic, I think I need to stop talking about this now.

My parents had this super fancy multivolume dictionary set which included an appendix of "sexual terms". I read that sucker A to Z many times and, Lord, I am so pathetic, I think I need to stop talking about this now.

I haven't seen this ep yet, so I can't comment specifically on the lizard-faced cringefest, but Quinn has always gotten at least a half-pass or so from me because I really enjoyed the new Dragnet series he was in with Al Bundy.

I haven't seen this ep yet, so I can't comment specifically on the lizard-faced cringefest, but Quinn has always gotten at least a half-pass or so from me because I really enjoyed the new Dragnet series he was in with Al Bundy.

I have a lot of gay male friends but I don't know the answer to any of those questions because we just talk about nerd stuff.

I have a lot of gay male friends but I don't know the answer to any of those questions because we just talk about nerd stuff.

How low is your NIC handle?