*envisioning Aquaman romancing Marilyn Monroe*

I can't even finish my damned Rendezvous with Rama degree!

I can't even finish my damned Rendezvous with Rama degree!

If John DiMaggio is available, I'd be there opening night.

If John DiMaggio is available, I'd be there opening night.

Well, poopypants. That comment didn't end up in the right place.

Well, poopypants. That comment didn't end up in the right place.

It'd be hard to best Pierce Brosnan leering down that girl's underpants at the beginning of The Matador.

It'd be hard to best Pierce Brosnan leering down that girl's underpants at the beginning of The Matador.

I've always wondered what was going to happen when all the kids who got saddled with hyphenated last names married other kids with hyphenated last names.  What were *their* kids going to be called?

I've always wondered what was going to happen when all the kids who got saddled with hyphenated last names married other kids with hyphenated last names.  What were *their* kids going to be called?

Fine, I will take the ring to Mordor.

Fine, I will take the ring to Mordor.

"It's gonna blow!"

"It's gonna blow!"

The, Darkman, the?

The, Darkman, the?

It would be great if Bill Murray did Rufus and was all FUCK YOU, AYKROYD!!

It would be great if Bill Murray did Rufus and was all FUCK YOU, AYKROYD!!

My first movie in the theater was The Great Santini. What the fuck is wrong with my parents??