My first movie in the theater was The Great Santini. What the fuck is wrong with my parents??

A little too young to appreciate the titty-walk on the beach? When my boy was 4, his response would have been something like, "Ha, ha! Look at her BUTT!"

A little too young to appreciate the titty-walk on the beach? When my boy was 4, his response would have been something like, "Ha, ha! Look at her BUTT!"

Tony Locke?

Tony Locke?

Holy crap, I figured I was really doing it wrong, but somehow I read this whole darn interview in the Dude's voice. Which means I am intrigued by your ideas and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

Holy crap, I figured I was really doing it wrong, but somehow I read this whole darn interview in the Dude's voice. Which means I am intrigued by your ideas and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

Gr8 Gatsby

Gr8 Gatsby

FINALLY, some Cave Dwellers love! My personal favorite.

FINALLY, some Cave Dwellers love! My personal favorite.

MITCHELL!

MITCHELL!

Unfortunately, now every time I see Toby Jones, I think: there's no penis there.

Unfortunately, now every time I see Toby Jones, I think: there's no penis there.

… and PBS fired you.

… and PBS fired you.

"Irresistible" was the creepiest episode of all, to me.

"Irresistible" was the creepiest episode of all, to me.

You can safely skip "Ghost in the Machine."  Unless you love man-eating elevator stories. **