Goddammit. I made this exact comment without checking to see if anyone else had made it first!

I totally agree w/ you here. If I were to only know Patton from his film & television roles and his standup, I would love him unabashedly! He's great! But his behavior on twitter - especially how he "apologized" to David Cross, and him bitching about Daniel Tosh having to apologize for saying it'd be funny if an…

Did you eat fancy lad snack cakes?

If this is anyone but Steve Allen, you're stealing my bit!

Think about Daniel Clowes. He wrote about himself via a teenage girl, Enid Coleslaw. It is possible to look outside of what you are born as. It isn't that hard to empathize or imagine yourself as something other than what you are. And I can guarantee you that a million white men have made "personal" stories about…

Genuinely creeped out by your detailing of how much skin Alex shows in her fashion choices.

They make jokes about Alex's appearance? Huh. I've never noticed that, ever. Does Haley make these jokes? As far as I've seen, they've made jokes about Alex being awkward around boys, but she still had plenty of her own admirers and love interests. I always thought of the Dunphy girls as very much like Daria and Quinn…

Just recently finished a book on the history of women (like, from Neanderthals on) and I can tell you - never, really, except before the creation of the state/city. In some old civilizations things were matrilineal (women inherited land, husbands lived w/ their wives' family) but there has never been a "matriarchy"…

SO glad to see Southland Tales getting some love here. I know it isn't a "good" movie but it's so massively entertaining to me. It's actually really funny.

She reminded me too much of myself tbh!

I would say it's more about how women are taught to apologize and doubt themselves, even when they're brilliant and in a position of authority. It's a bit of a double-edged sword when it comes to female authority figures, because if you are too assertive people will just call you a bitch (even if you're substantially…

That scene was the only thing I liked about the entire film tbh

Eh, nothing is really as bad as Marge getting breast implants.

Lol ok. Why are you so invested in him having sex w/ her?

Abundantly? Did you sense a whole ton of sexual tension there? The one night they drink together and she admits being horny, maybe, but by the time they were going to have Carol-approved sex, she had realized what a pig he was and was only interested in copulation for repopulation purposes.

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I just want to know, why were you so determined to change my mind? If that is what you were doing… Does this guy really mean that much to you? And why did you immediately insult me? It was totally uncalled for. I'm sorry that I don't like him. Sorry I thought it was funny that you cared so much you wanted to change my…

Whoa, what? I don't think I merited this response. I'm not trying to make you feel bad about yourself. I was answering every time you asked me a question because I think that's a polite thing to do. And I never said I hate Dan Harmon! I just don't like him. There really isn't that much vitriol here. That's why I'm…

Never any question? What about the fact that Melissa obviously didn't want to fuck him? Just because Phil wants to sleep w/ someone and they ~think~ they are the last people on Earth doesn't mean he is owed sex by someone who clearly finds him repulsive.

Eh, that was in the first episode, and it kind of makes sense in a weird way. After living through the horror of everyone you know dying and the basic collapse of civilization, it makes sense that someone's way of coping with that madness is by pretending that there is still order and civilization in the world. If you…