I always thought it was "an empress," but "Olympus" makes more sense.

Though I do like the subsequent line: "I want you to notice when I'm not around."

I have a compilation of issues 1-6 on the way to my library.

I wouldn't mind a moratorium on Game of Thrones articles, too.

I figured the bacon is probably another 1.5 oz and the tenders are maybe 3 oz each.

I don't think I've been to that one though I'm familiar with the area (Google Maps also informed me there's a surviving Chuck E. Cheese not far away!). The only ones I know are the two in the Loop (Thompson Center and Ogilvie Transportation Center), the one down the street from Wrigley Field, and the one at Irving…

I'm guessing it probably has about a pound of meat, though it looks huge in the picture.

I heard employees like to use those refried bean guns on each other.

I'm not into comics, but this looks like a pretty cool one. And thanks to the Chicago Public Library, I'll soon know for sure.

"In the spring, we made meat helmets."

I like Taco Bell and I'm annoyed that I can only think of a few of them here in Chicago, whereas there's a McDonald's or Subway every two blocks.

Especially about a subject that has nothing to do with race.

Alternate suggestions for photo:

It always creeped me out seeing Chappelle in whiteface.

Funny, I've heard the opposite, though maybe they were talking about basketball…

Yeah, that worked so well back in eighth grade when I'd impress girls by telling them the Nazi spy on the Pan Am Clipper in "Raiders" was one of the special FX guys and that Lydia writes her suicide note to an aria from "M. Butterfly" in "Beetlejuice."

Same here. I went to a Big Ten school and not only never attended a football game, but never watched one on TV during my years there.

I grew up about 30 miles away and come to think of it, I never visited the cereal factories. I remember hearing they stopped the Kellogg's tour years ago. The only thing I know about BC is they have a decent mall.

I fully admit to only using She-Hulk for pinup wank material.

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