You forgot the exclamation. That guy was really excited about renting that movie.

I think I read that Michael Bay's student film was a frat boy racing a sports car.

Triple feature: Fire Birds, Navy SEALs, Behind Enemy Lines

"Mr. Simpson, I don't use the term 'hero' loosely…but you…are the greatest hero…in American history."

Maybe it was a working ranch. If you have a lot of forest land, you can always get a lumber company to pay you to cut down some of the trees.

Actually, there's a bit more to the coffee lady case than people know. We studied the case in paralegal school. The coffee was so hot that when it spilled on her, it actually melted the fabric of the sweatpants she was wearing, covering her legs with hot, sticky melted goo that gave her second-degree burns.

This was actually a really good summer for me. Last summer, I was bouncing from roommate to roommate, I had just gotten fired from a very well-paid job, was constantly broke and so depressed I was suicidal.

"Did you see her, Spaz? She totally WANTS it!"

"There's them that laughs that knows better."

Maybe they could appeal to Navin R. Johnson. There was a deleted scene where Navin gave money to a Texas oil millionaire (played by Gailard Sartain) because the leather seats on his private jet were cracked. The millionaire tearfully said, "Now I can fly my friends to the Super Bowl like a man, instead of some damn…

I watched "Demon Knight" a few days ago and found myself thinking a Cryptkeeper gimmick account might be amusing.

And Chico Escuela.

At least we had good weather…I don't think we had a day over 80 degrees here in Chicago.

Yeah, well last time I was at Michael's Arts & Crafts, they introduced me to this 3M product that has adhesive on one side and Velcro on the other, so if I ever move to another apartment, I can do so without fucking up my Fantasia and Beetlejuice French subway-size posters.

I remember I used to cut out the little album covers from the ads in Parade magazine and arrange them on a strip of Scotch tape and use them to decorate my locker.

I remember the very day when Best Buy took all the VHS tapes down for good. It was around 2001, I think.

One of my favorite parts is when Walston starts bitching about Popeye not eating his spinach and Williams starts talking like a bratty little boy version of Popeye.

David Geffen after looking at a load of audition tapes for the lead in Risky Business: "Find me someone that I actually want to fuck!"

First album ever bought (okay, it was a Christmas gift): Top Gun soundtrack
First tape ever bought (once again, Christmas): Rocky IV soundtrack
First CD ever bought (by me!): Primus, Sailing the Seas of Cheese

I always liked those silvery UMG tabs that always left a dirty residue of adhesive on the jewel box even if you were a freaking surgeon at removing it.