Didn't they decide to get rid of their "Satisfries"?

I liked the one time Beavis dared to halfheartedly tell Butt-head to shut up and Butt-head took charge: "Beavis…don't you EVER tell me to shut up again."

Or how he insists on reading the credits.

* Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go: "He's smiling at you, Beavis. He's saying, 'I like what I see.'"

"Hey, Beavis…this guy sounds like you."

She's not worth sitting through a Yanni concert with. I don't even have to meet her to say this with confidence.

Just read the book last month.

I tried for $125 and they wouldn't bite. Is it a good deal anyway?

#18 on the list of things Stephen King characters say that no human being ever has or will.

I heard Weber did a really good job.

I admit that I once harassed someone over the phone for money they owed me by repeatedly saying "Give me what I want…and I'll go away."

His wife once joked that he was typecast for the role.

Didn't he say Robert Duvall would be a good choice?

He even came out of "Popeye" smelling good.

Can it be any worse than the cameo in Maximum Overdrive? I know that movie sucks as a whole, but is King using the term "sugar buns" and having an ATM call him an asshole is supposed to be hilarious?

It's been insane…my legs were covered with bites for weeks and I was killing several a night, which is unpleasant since when you crush them, they're usually full of blood.

I was just reading a book on the Stan Winston Studios last night and they were the ones who created that creepy oversized Burger King head.

Amaretto makes a nice alternative to rum.

In related bed news, I'm buying a mattress and box spring tonight to replace the ones ravaged by bedbugs. I may also be buying a 42" Zenith plasma TV for $150…anyone want to tell me if I'm making a stupid decision?

How about a chutney Squishie?