Guess who just lost his seat on Moonraker One…

It's "fellow!"

Newcastle is great for slow cooking beef.

Made a vegetable gratin last night that turned out good…sliced carmelized onions as a base with sliced zucchini, tomato, and potato over it and a few ounces of Havarti cheese, baked for about 25 minutes at 375. Turned out really good.

And to think I used to laugh at Krusty's proud claim that Krustyburgers were "America's favorite meat-flavored sandwich!"

That's what people have been telling me. I'm prepared to spend up to $200, but some of the ones I've been seeing are incredibly high-priced.

Arby's isn't bad…their roast beef isn't so great, especially when they smother it in cheese, but they have good sandwiches. They're probably the only fast food joint that serves Reuben sandwiches and while they're not cheap, they're good.

I hate to say it, but until you pointed it out, I never made that connection myself, and I'm 37.

No, that's White Castle. I cannot fucking believe how many people defend that shit, saying, "Oh, it's good drunk food." There's one a few blocks from me and I tried it several times. It's basically a warm bun with some gray stuff in the middle.

Just remember: Hardee's is the one that offers a record and read-along storybook telling the story of the movie "Gremlins" (in five parts). I got part 4, "Gremlins - Trapped!," that deals with them blowing up the Gremlins in the movie theatre.

Coincidence because I was just shopping for a Panama hat online yesterday.

I love Ebert, but I'll never forgive him for giving thumbs up to Bachelor Party and Weird Science.

Ugh…all I think of when I remember "The Road to Wellville" is Camryn Manheim murmuring, "I feel a smile coming on" right before she goes to jerk off or something.

"Ureter" is a really funny word.

I assume you mean Magnus Samuelsson.

Half the competitors in these Strongest Man competitions are from Scandinavian countries…the rest are either Americans or Canadians with the occasional Eastern European guy thrown in.

It would be sort of funny to find out that Jaleel White has had a number of dates that went sour after the girl found out she was on a date with Urkel.

After…I don't think the show was on in the late '80s.

"Yeah, whaddaya want?"

"Instead of taking a test about history, how about we make some history?"