"Even if it means another 'run-by fruiting' gag."

Most of these people were kids when Doubtfire came out…I was in high school at the time. A number of them also remembered Jumanji, though only a few of the older people remembered Dead Poets Society or Awakenings…nobody remembered anything before that.

"I'll show her a little tenderness…after I eat. When I'm up there, she won't see my face for an hour."

Darabont commented that the dialogue read well, but was too cutesy when filmed.

I was always annoyed that they never released the full cut…they released a DVD with a bunch of deleted scenes that weren't edited back into the film.

It was "The Green Mile" where he pointed out that "Clarke Michael Duncan" (Lee gets his name wrong) can cure Tom Hanks's urinary tract infection but can't use his powers to get out of prison.

Jefe, would you say it had a…plethora of plot holes?

Wasn't there a Simpsons where Hurray for Everything did a watered-down version of "Walk on the Wild Side?"

They're childish and unsportsmanlike. Players don't need to do a little dance and flex their muscles at the crowd like a bunch of rodeo clowns.

I think I recall the commercial for "Butt Bowl" consisted of one of them cutting a huge fart and both of them laughing their heads off.

"For the last time, Dustin, I'm not interested in 'sampling Screech-a-mia's Secret Sauce'!"

No, which is a lot cooler than if I would have said "yes."

After hearing about why Williams's daughter got off Twitter and Facebook, my definition of "douchey" (or whatever term I use for it) has been redefined.

"I'm growing a goatee."
"Why would you ever do that? People will think you're gay!"

"You will always be Screech. Trust me on this one." - Leonard Nimoy

Jessie got addicted to caffeine pills when she was stressing out over having to learn a dance routine to The Pointer Sisters' "I'm So Excited." If memory serves, Zack confronted her about her addiction and she told him she was okay and immediately began frantically practicing the dance routine, only to break down…

Beats me smoking pot in the parking lot before going in.

If I recall, it came out in the autumn.

I liked the one where Belding's cool brother Rod came in as a substitute teacher and all the kids loved him until Rod decided to skip the class rafting trip to go fuck a bunch of stewardesses and Belding stood up to him and said, "Rod…get out of my school."

Coincidentally, yesterday I watched the SNL "Best of Adam Sandler" DVD. Every sketch was Sandler either talking/singing in a funny voice (Canteen Boy, Cajun Man, Opera Man, his various songs, his bits on Halloween) or smirking/not bothering not to crack up through sketches (Herlihy Boy, that one where he and Farley…