I feel your pain…my place got sprayed last week and I had to throw out my box spring and my sheets were covered with splotches from me squeezing blood-filled bedbugs to death…I was killing about a half-dozen a night. The pest guy is coming back in two weeks to respray.

You bet…8% alcohol and tastes really good. They have a few flavors, too.

Try the Mike's Harder Mango. They're so good my grocery store has trouble keeping them in stock…they even told me the warehouse was out.

Maybe it was The Beek trying to be a Serious Actor by glaring a lot under lowered eyebrows like Private Pyle when he goes nuts in Full Metal Jacket.

The martial arts school had a trampoline…there was a scene when the bogarts storm the school, one karate guy goes apeshit and charges them, and one of the bogarts throws him on a trampoline, where he bounces and his head goes through the ceiling.

Oh, believe me, I didn't mean "just" as an insult.

I'd be cool with a TV show where he opens a rib joint with Jim Brown.

I saw it in high school (approx. 20 years after it originally was released) and was dying laughing. I remember lying on some idiot's basement floor screeching, "Bogarts! He's got bogarts coming in from Frisco!"

Yeah, doesn't Lange give a speech about black militancy?

"Monterey Pop" is better than "Woodstock," though I like "Woodstock" as well.

One thing I love about it (the same reason I love "Monterey Pop") is that it isn't just a series of musical performances, which can get boring after awhile, but they actually go out into the community and interview people. With "Monterey Pop," it was as much about the audience as it was about the performers.

I think I'll just stick to watching "Wattstax," one of the coolest documentaries from the 1970s.

At least he didn't hang himself with those fucking rainbow suspenders.

Paging through the movie's press kit, I came across this quote attributed to Amy Jo Johnson, who plays Kimberly, the Pink Power Ranger: "`Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: The Movie' is a mix between `Star Wars' and `The Wizard of Oz.' " I wonder if Amy Jo actually said "TM" when she was delivering that wonderfully fresh…

I liked the PSA Bulk and Skull did where kids at a local park learned that Bulk was an uncle and a nice guy. Then Skull showed up, spilled ice cream on Bulk, and one of the kids suggested, "Smash him, Bulk!" Then Bulk explained that he just pretends to be mean to Skull and in real life, they're best friends.

Wasn't the Bulk and Skull music just a poky, tuba-based fat-guy theme?

I just hope they include a clumsy reaction shot of Ian McDiarmid whispering, "Yeah!"

"Centuries of Passion Pent Up In His Savage Heart!"

Insert lame Chris Crocker joke.

Shut up, bitch! Go in the kitchen and fix me a turkey pot pie!