All I can remember from that movie is that everyone loves their own brand.

One thing for sure, they'll all know martial arts.

Also Terry-Thomas as Sir Hiss.

Is that movie worth seeing? I've liked some of Brooks's stuff (Saddles, Frankenstein, etc.) but have pretty much avoided everything post-Spaceballs since I heard it was horrible.

"I don't have to tell you things are bad. Everybody knows things are bad. It's a depression. Everybody's out of work or scared of losing their job. The dollar buys a nickel's worth, banks are going bust, shopkeepers keep a gun under the counter. Punks are running wild in the street and there's nobody anywhere who…

Dear Mason,

And to think this guy, back in the mid-70s, was once a sex symbol…and thanks to plastic surgery, Botox, Restylane, and other "filling agents," he's now a sad, silly caricature of "people not aging gracefully." He'll be 65 in a matter of months.

You might want to tell us who "Murphy" is. I know it's Ryan Murphy from reading other articles, but still…

My parents' TV is permanently tuned to FoxNews and CNN, when my stepdad isn't watching baseball or football or I'm not there watching some dumb movie I've seen 15 times after getting high in the basement storage area amongst my childhood toys. I was up there a few days after Michael Jackson's death. Every day, I…

I'm not going to be annoyed by this remark because it reminded me of the one moment of World's Greatest Dad I remember…Williams kissing his son after discovering him dead.

"Listen, thumbdick. For 20 years, I worked with a lot of people, through a lot of shit. Okay, so I slept with a patient or two…that doesn't mean I didn't care about them. I loved being a psychiatrist. I used to not charge half my patients. Then the fucking state comes along, sends some bitch undercover, and I'm…

More like a huge SHAZBAT!!

"Kind of looks like Robocop without his helmet on…"

Hey, Hooded Justice…this morning I woke up and I had a boner with your name written all over it! Huh huh huh!

Resting in the most sincere pumpkin patch in America, waiting for October 31st.

I loved Underworld and was in college back when electronica was posed as the next big thing. Unfortunately, everyone I knew in college said electronica was fag music and preferred booty rap.

The day after Christmas is even more depressing, especially if you work retail. After the holidays, after all the gifts people got, they rush out to return everything and buy MORE stuff for themselves.

Kvetch. Kvetch and kibitz.

The only movie I remember seeing on Christmas was that Susan Sarandon/Julia Roberts film "Stepmom." I did see "Titanic" on New Year's Eve.

It'll never be used as well as it is in "Dazed and Confused."