Let's hope the new Star Wars films have that kind of writing in them…I think they've brought Kasdan back to write them.

Oh, all right, you've talked me into it.

I can put up with that if they bring back Tuba Girl. That chick was cute.

Is American XXXtasy still available?

Don't his moods also affect the weather and didn't he make a hole-in-one the first time he played golf? Or was that his dad?

Right…next you're going to tell me you don't giggle a little whenever you see a truck go by advertising a "steel erection" company.

And you did it without using Engrish or mocking the stereotypical Asian over-politeness ("Oh, sank you!"), bad driving, math loving, and devotion to voyeurism.

So, does Rogen smoke pot in this one?

Was it Kierkegaard or Dick Van Patten who said, "If you label me, you negate me"?

Always reminds me of Mickey Rourke in "Body Heat."

Next time you watch "Mask" and that song plays, I hope you remember that it was also shoehorned into "Armageddon" along with two or three overplayed classic rock tunes like "Sweet Emotion."

I always liked the MAD magazine parody. They spoofed the scene where Eddie mocks Brigitte Nielsen's height by showing him ogle her while she target shoots. He says, "How long does it take to shave your legs, bitch?" and she replies, "About as long as it takes you to get that great tan." When he tells her she's…

Is Burt Bacharach a philosopher?

There always seem to be plenty of Drinking_with_Red_Skelton ones.

I loved Construx myself and was proud that I was able to design a helicopter that looked far cooler and more like a real one than the one in the book. I could probably build it today from memory.

"So this guy wants me to christen his kid…"

I only saw Jedi in the theatre.

I'd rather not have a label than be a fuckin' millennial.

Who misses college? Guys who didn't date back then and now are entering their 30s and 40s and have to date women their own age.

Too bad they didn't have the Internet when I was a kid…I once took my mom's four ceramic angels that spelled "NOEL" and rearranged them to spell "LEON." Dammit, I could've been one of those MyToobular stars that all the boys and girls like nowadays.