Haha, that's hilarious Dance Monkey Boy. Let's go throw the football. I know you want to!

Not only that, but I didn't laugh once during Super Troopers, and I hated Club Dread and Beerfest. I just don't like Broken Lizard. I don't find them funny.  I guess I always find myself comparing them to The State crew, which I love in almost anything, and anyone would pale, but Broken Lizard doesn't do anything for…

I love that line " There’s absence here, all right—of…." b/c it can be finished in so many ways.

The Pinnacle of Russell Brand interviews is his Fresh Air interview with Terry Gross, explaining his tasteless joke on Sept 12 2001 to dress like Bin Laden, he begins: "Now I don't know if you've ever smoked crack, Terry…"

When I first saw the people dressed as fruit, I thought it was a reference to guy dressed as a pork chop who follows around Nicola Murray.

"as someone with a second-degree burglary conviction expunged from his record"

Cause she's got a GREAT ASS!

Too soon!!

You seem to know a BIT too much about the history, or "anthropology," of boy bands.

How did they rob the bank in Paris and drop the money from the ceiling?

No Michael that wasn't my trick…[On the next Arrested Development] it was my ILLUSION!

"For me, it just comes down to the most unlistenable sound quality in Morrissey’s voice. I picked that song because I don’t know much about Morrissey’s music but I can’t listen to his voice; it’s unlistenable to me."

Thanks. I was gonna say…was that a joke, or did The Pursuit of Happiness take a left turn at the end? Cause that's clearly from I am Legend, right?

Yeah. I was so happy to see his name in the credits as director. Him and Ianucci are like a fucking powerhouse together. He wasn't involved with "Thick of It" or "Loop" was he? They just did "The Day Today" together, right?

Totally. his performance is one of my favorite parts of the film. I even like the GE ads, though why GE wanted the villain from The Matrix as its pitchman still confuses me.

WHy is everybody leaving?!?!?!WHere are you going?!?!? And will I have to go to two Thanksgivings now?

People of a different race can still be offended by racism of a different race. That's not a good definition of racism.

One of the best insults so far. Almost Malcolm Tucker-esk.

-“How did this photo get out there? Can we delete it off the Internet?” -"…"
-"No, I don't know what I'm talking about?"

I was going ask if that was him. It is, isn't it?