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Oh no! That has NOTHING to do with Robocop! NOTHING!

I'll have to ask her if she knows where Yonge Steet is. Is that a real place or just something they made up? Wait…

AND Will Smith!

Oh my GOD! That's it! I couldn't remember the name. Or maybe I'd blocked it out as a defense mechanism!

Those evil-natured robots. They're programmed to destroy us. If only we knew someone strong, who took vitamins, and could defeat them.

The "ton" is when you blow the burp into a friend's face. It's "BRAMP! Tonnnnnn…"

You stole that from chapter 88 of my fic where I'm Harry Potter's girlfriend!

Which is the one that has Sonny Bono turn into a forest glade? I know some friends and I saw something like that while… um… chemically altered… and I've always thought it was from Troll.

@WWJBD— That's pretty much what I did all this time and now you and Keith Phipps are changing my mind. Which I guess is what good criticism can do. I definitely will see it!

Specifically, Brampton.

More importantly— Coach or Woody?

It's about these four guys who discover the back beat and learn it don't mean a thing if it ain't got that swing!

But… but… but I loved the chapter when Wayne turned into a sparkly vampire and chased Winnie Cooper and Bella Swan into the arms of Zombie Paul! Especially moving was the author's note where we were supposed to listen to "Turn! Turn! Turn!" during that scene.

Are robots the new pirates?
I saw a book where they shoehorned zombies into Star Wars. A marketing triumph, I guess.

I like Meredith because she's got a bit of a potty mouth. Did you see the clip where they had her doing one some kind of crazy car simulator and she let slip, "Oh Shit!"? The producers were probably relieved she didn't just yell, "What the fuck?!"

Yeah, yeah, Marry I actually totally agree with you but for a while it was gloriously weird for weird's sake and that's fine with me. It's a show with big flaws but I love it so.

Great!
Even though I don't have Netflix but I do have the entirety of Twin Peaks on DVD. Why? I'm glad I asked that because now I'll proceed to tell you. It's because I want more people to watch Twin Peaks!

I want my Robocop statue to bring people together, not tear them apart through political partisanship. Robocop is an umbrella we may all stand under and feel warm and safe from the rain.

Without the mask. Just the bodysuit. Sunglasses, a Spiderman bodysuit and a HUGE codpiece tucked in the front.