I just assumed with all the money they poured into this, they'd have completed it before the debut. How wrong I was. At this rate, in about 10 or 15 years, it'll be the best musical ever on Broadway. But it'll have cost over a trillion dollars, not to mention the lives of many brave performers and audience members.

You're overlooking the most important aspect of this show…
Will she talk with an American accent, or a British accent?

Them. For them both. For everyone, for that matter. Oh, Blossom, you're so good at statue design but so poor at basic typing skills.

Ok here's my design…
He should have his helmet off and he should be standing, with one hand benevolently placed on the shoulder of a happy child, and the other pointing off at some brighter future for the both while a man and a woman (possibly the parents) stand arm-in-arm admiring the tenderness. And the base should…

So what you're saying is…
Lifetime made a movie about Amanda Knox that's exactly the kind of Lifetime movie about Amanda Knox Lifetime would make.

Nicely done, Mr. Phipps!
Now for the first time in my life, I actually want to see Candyman. I've always had a fascination with Cabrini-Green— no doubt because of all the real-life horror stories we heard about on the news. I've always felt troubled by this image. I mean, people lived there who were trying to do…

It's just very flat. I like Robert Redford a lot in other movies where he can be charming, but in Gatsby he's just wooden. A cipher without being enigmatic like the book Gatsby. I didn't think Mia Farrow was all that bad as Daisy. She plays her shallow and flighty but unfortunately, not all that likable. You…

Underground had the most emotional connect with me. The account of the woman who wants to go to Disneyland actually made me cry. Wild Sheep Chase is good, but my pick is The Wind-Up Bird Chronicle for I cannot argue with any book that features May Kasahara and the duck people. But I also enjoyed all the scenes with…

I was going to say something about the eyes of Dr. T.J. Eckleburg or Daisy and Gatsby running over Myrtle but yeah. The boats.

Also good! Sure you and Flaubert made essentially the same joke at the same time but you both made the best and most relevant "Gatsby" 3D joke. Maybe that's small comfort but still I doubt anyone else will come up with anything even half so clever.

Excellent!

Also, part of the attraction for overseas audiences is they like American movies, especially the ones that are heavy on spectacle. So we might say something like Avatar is stupid, they're just going to see it was this big American movie event thing. Whereas Adam Sandler? Who is that?!

You're talking about The Amityville Horror. This is the thread for Poltergeist.

Fortunately, with their qualifications the participants would have no trouble finding a top-flight job in either the food service or housekeeping industries.

Oh, that's right! Dominique Dunne, whose father was Dominick Dunne. The boyfriend was found guilty of voluntary manslaughter and only served 6 and a half years including pre-conviction time, according to Wiki.

Well, I'm Speechless. You're making Much Ado About Nothing. Michael Keaton is still Clean and Sober and living comfortably in Pacific Heights where he works for The Paper. I'll admit it was Touch and Go for a while, though.

His career has certainly cooled, almost as if touched by Jack Frost.

She's on YouTube right now! Call Tangina Barrons! Wait— she's trapped there, too! All we can do is run and hope not to fall into the swimming pool full of coffins outside!

I'd never heard of him…
But what a dream project these movies must have been for Perry Moore if he put that much effort into getting the rights. Knowing he had that much passion for the books makes me feel a little sadder about this news.

On the other hand, they will put out one called "Poltergeist" that's shot entirely in drab shades of blue-gray with a little brownish orange occasionally for contrast.