@Hollyhox: Also my apologies for not reading your comment heading. I am the Slowest Girl on the Internet today.

Oh, thank god! That's— WAIT A MINUTE! WHY YOU! COME BACK HERE! I WANT— *shakes fist in futile anger/frustration as MGM executive jumps a river in a speeding stock car*

I'm laughing now because I hadn't considered my comments as taking the optimistic view… but I do now! I have the feeling you're right, though. The name brand factor will trick just enough people into allowing it to blight the pop cultural landscape for a few years. At least we have the angry comparisons to look…

@Hollyhox: Maybe they can replace that scene with one where a teenager comes to grief using Biore Deep Cleansing Pore Strips.

What random paragraph breaks! I blame that evil preacher and his baleful influence from beyond the grave. God is in his holy temple, indeed!

He's also right about how this movie still holds up. It's a bit effects heavy but it more than makes up for that with edgy characterization. Craig T. Nelson (another crush) and JoBeth Williams really embody these formerly fun-loving people who are sliding into middle age but still smoking a little weed here and…

I've always had a thing for that one guy at the beginning who's riding the bike with the beer and tangles with the remote controlled cars. I hope he's a major character in the sequel/remake/reboot or whatever it is.

I feel only marginally better. I had that gold spent, Billy! I had it SPENT!

As long as they cast an actor with pudding bowl hair, pudgy face and buck teeth so the character will be easily recognizable. Instead it'll be either Channing Tatum or Sam Worthington and there will be a lot of shouting at the ghosts.

Gosh, if only I'd read the article more closely, I'd have seen Sean O"Neal already tapped the rich vein of golden Twitter-related humor and all he left me was iron pyrite.

She'll no doubt Tweet her experience from the Other Side.

I knew the risks but I posted it anyway.

Oh my god! Someone who knows who Blossom Culp is! Now I'm good to go for the whole day!

*Takes Tootsie Pop, licks it* A-one! A-two! A-three— *CRUNCH! Hands back stick*

It looks like they should have called it "I Have Magic Lights That Can Do Anything That Shoot Out of My Hands Thanks to Hollywood's Many Computers and Lazy Movie Creators." Maybe in the movie they explain it all and it's so fascinating but the commercials just failed to generate any desire to see this on my part when…

I blame the solar flares.

Yes! Congratulations! You're a superstar for the next 3 months!

Gotta tattooed tit say number 13

I didn't know who she was and wanted to find out more. Fortunately, she's the first suggestion Google makes when you type the letters "adr."

Network was right.
You know they used to say "The revolution will not be televised," but actually it will be subverted, tamed, packaged and sold in a defanged, profit-safe way during the Super Bowl. Like how "freedom" means mostly the choice between two or more different credit cards, where "revolution" itself means…