I hereby propose a change to the official AV Club style manual (yeah, I know it doesn't exist, but hear me out): the word 'motherfuckers' is correct style for an unspecified, unnamed group of individuals instead of the words 'people', 'some' in the sense of 'some people', etc. Ex: Motherfuckers in the street were…

That might be true, except they brought up Zak [not Zack?] like two episodes ago when 6 miscarried.

My roommate is Scottish, and everytime I'm watching Colbert (their time slots overlap here in French Canadia) he always asks me to 'put on the Scotsman'. Ferguson's good though; he got Johnny Carson's old interview coach when he started.

The year: 1863. Two Confederate soldiers walk across a desolate field. The place: Mars.

Did you say 'Abe Lincoln'?

"And now, for my next impression: Jesse Owens!"

Fuck all y'all
FIRST.

It is entirely possible that I added the melodramatic music in my head while recalling the scene. Wouldn't be the first or the last time that happened. Still, the point holds.

Except somehow the skinjobs learned to keep the Centurions in line. Maybe humans should figure out that trick.

B+? Really?
This is one well-acted, yet seriously heavy-handed movie. It's as subtle as a late-period Neil Young protest song. And I thought the massacre scene, while VERY well shot, was just too stylized. It's an accurate (I assume) and shocking depiction of systematized violence, and then the director just has to…

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I like Springsteen.

Girard, I believe you must've lived in Moscow, because Petersburg has fantastic taste in—aw fuck it. The Russians would gold plate a turd if they could get it to stick to the hood of their Lada.

I'm one of the Rockettes.

How else do you pronounce 'homage'? 'HOME-ij'?

Keep your ear to the grindstone.

Cavil just said that HIS ancestors didn't crawl out of the swamp, nothing about Ellen's. Ellen also says that she made John/Cavil in her father's image, meaning:

Jesus, Goo, did you really have to quote Fiona Apple? Seriously.

Jesus, Goo, did you really have to quote Fiona Apple? Seriously.

Best line ever, delivered by Pam Anderson at her own roast: "Courtney Love, who knew you could do stand-up comedy? I mean, I knew you were funny, but I had no idea you could stand up."

And we're the subjects, weighing in on an internet comment board, which are necessarily subjective.