Say something stupid and those panties are coming up mighty fast
As an overly analytical type, I can totally relate to Sheldon deconstructing his hook-up with Penny mid-hook-up. (Shut up, I like hyphens.) I remember doing that in high school; now I've learned just to shut the fuck up and go with it.

Zehnders!

I'm sorry to interrupt, Slowdive, but is that Guy fucking LaFleur?

Boba her Fett?

I thought her opening scene in Blues Brothers could've been a little more gay. Then again, I think damn near everything can be more gay.

Hey, I did too. Funny, I thought Cary Grant's been dead for like 30 years. Weird.

Probably, though I'd imagine her apartment is in a nicer neighborhood.

Let me come down in favor of Pierre McGuire. He's good; deal with it. Don Cherry is a xenophobic prick who doesn't know shit about hockey anymore (a la Tim McCarver and baseball—foreigners are ruining the game, the kids are ruining the game, anything fun is ruining the game, blah blah blah).

Random thoughts
I have two, both regarding potential home planets:

Gramsci, really? Didn't expect to see him referenced on the TV Club board.

Dammit, Nabin, this is so quality, I'm gonna have to up my monocle budget.

You just had to bring up Barry Sanders, didn't you? Why don't you just mention Andre Ware and Wayne Fontes while you're at it? I'll go weep now.

Like Jim, can't stand Pam. Fuck her. Seriously; hope she dies.

It's like I'm taking crazy pills or something
I mean, I liked this episode well enough, but did anybody else find it just not funny. Not even the opening about the lottery girl elicited more than a chuckle. I expect more, fine people of How I Met Your Mother. I'm not mad, just disappointed.

"JK Scroogin'" is the title of my in-production screenplay.

Word.

@Bob Hope:

I find Ruxpin a lower-case, conservative rip-off of Zodiac Motherfucker.

B- is a little generous.
This is the last episode I'd ever want to rewatch.

You know, canonical shit I can't stand
The Beatles. The Maltese Falcon. Tolstoy. Led Zeppelin. Rapper's Delight. Coffee. The legislative branch.