Meow meow meow meow… meow meow meow meow… meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow.

Not to mention the only reason Shireen is there instead of chilling back in Dragonstone is so Stannis would have this option if he needed it.

1. Wake Up/Escape from the Citadel

Find your soulmate!

"Sometimes you can think someone is totally cool, but you never become besties. And I don't know why that happens, but regardless, let's do this."

I went out on whodunit (whodunnit). The fuck kind of word is that?

I'm 25 and I suspect your coworker is just an idiot.

Mark Lisanti recently summed it up as a show about four guys who like to eat together. I think that about covers it.

I can't tell if you're angry or excited.

Are you kidding?

Being wrong about Ghostbusters is an AV Club tradition.

I used to read Word Up! magazine.

A sarcastic internet comment? Now I've seen everything.

Ceci n'est pas une selfie

I think the sticks extend telescopically.

"Our actors have lots of other projects, so they're often traveling. We record them wherever they happen to be. They all record by themselves. We get them over the phone or using this service called ISDN (Integrated Services Digital Network)."
—Matt Thompson, Executive Producer, Archer

I don't have any facts, but I do have a vague sense that it's not uncommon, if that counts for anything?

Coukd he fit in a rowboat? Could a rowboat support president taft?

Jesus Christ and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day for Your Sins

Doctor Oculus ?