People will want what Facebook tells them to want, damn it.

Hands up, don't Shoot to Thrill

It's so refreshing to see someone finally sticking it to the Unitarians.

I can't take his HBO. I can't make my own HBO. I have to pay for HBO. Why don't I just lay down and die?

If it's anything like his policy on the motherfuckin' paint, he's a bit of a hawk.

Looks like those clowns in the Reichstag did it again! What a bunch of clowns.

I've always felt there wasn't enough WW1 propaganda posted here.

That's probably just internal bleeding. I wouldn't worry.

My car gets 40 rods to the hogshead, and that's the way I likes it!

I prefer to think they mistook me for a celebrity. I've been told I look like a young Kelsey Grammer, you know.

Once, when visiting a friend in Montreal, a pair of Japanese tourists stopped us and asked him (in French, which he speaks but I don't) to take their picture with me. I have never understood why that happened.

As much as I really, really want to Jack Sparrow this motherfucker… the leaked episodes aren't even high def, so fuck that.

So just regular episodes of Family Guy, then?

Have you tried figuring out where you're going before you start driving there?

You can (for now) still get "Classic" Google Maps back if you click on the little question mark in the bottom right.

As a young(ish) person who would sincerely enjoy a Space Jam sequel, it really bothers me that any time I like something shitty I'm accused of being "ironic". Old people don't have a monopoly on simple bad taste, you know.

Good night, Hootie.

Idol fever is reaching a fever pitch as the fevered rivalry between Sony and Kellie Pickler spreads like wildfever!

He's a power forward. Plays for the Cavs.

I don't know, Katie Rife won't tell me.