None of that makes this any less stupid, it just smears some of the blame around.

I think he means after the family gathering.

Just checked that my local non-chain theater is still planning to show it. File this as reason #384 to never give AMC/Regal/Cinemark my business.

In light of recent events, we are raising the threat level from puce to fuchsia. Repeat, we have gone to fuchsia.

I'm not worried. I live in Boston; if there's a legitimate terrorist threat Mark Wahlberg has ways of shutting that whole thing down.

You call pull it all you like. All we ask is that you do so in the privacy of your own home.

Eh, no wrong answer.

Thanks for the explanation. From now on, I will use the correct part of speech, without fail.

This is a tragic misuse of Terry Crews.

I attended briefly, but was asked to leave the program after a minor scandal involving the distinction between assistant and associate professorships.

It's been a while since Pedantry College, but isn't a simile a particular kind of metaphor?

Today really put the nail in the coffin of all my Clifford/Fritz Crossover Special dreams.

I wasn't going to see it, but it's not often you get a chance to stand up to the forces of evil with such a low effort threshold.

"Soon all the world will see what an awful movie Sony Pictures Entertainment has made."

They should call it Dumb Nathan for You. That way it's protected.

So his fingerprints come pre-sanded? That'll save some time.

Tell me about Mitch's hands.

Lately it seems like people are more into the idea of Jay & Bey as some sort of uber-celebrity couple, rather than anything they're actually doing with their careers.

They already made Emmanuelle in Space

Copy-editors used to be a lot more competence in those days.