You people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to Cloon College!

Yeah, I thought about adding, "… and just not that anyone watches" to the end of my post.

I'd say we're in a fantastic era for TV comedies. Just not on the major networks.

The Titans had a Monday night game against the Steelers earlier in the year, but as far as I can tell the Jags haven't had a primetime game yet. (And every team is guaranteed at least one per year. They do seem to like sticking shitty teams on Thursdays when fulfilling this, though.)

There's just one more TNF game to be played this year. One final shot at redemption for the league's much-maligned third weekly primetime game.

The A.V. Club
old, inaccurate 30 Rock reviews

I'm not saying I agree with it. It's just that bird law at this network — it's not governed by reason.

Between Barsanti hitting his stride, O'Neal's continued greatness, and Teti's brilliant NFL column, the AV Club is better than ever these days. I have no idea who writes the actual reviews anymore, but hey.

Hey wait a minute… there's pills in these beans!

He never did figure out what to do with those.

I haven't read the book or seen the australian version of The Slap, but God of Carnage got a lot of mileage out of a very similar premise.

I'm of SG-1000 II minds about this pun thread.

This site has articles? I'm just here for the tasteful nudes.

Dr. Robotnik's Mean Bean Machine or NOTHING.

Maybe so, but he's never read my Air Force One fanfiction.

WHY MUST I FAIL IN EVERY ATTEMPT AT MASONRY?

Look, Smithers! Garbo is coming!

Romeo + Juliet. Happy Gilmore. Twister. Jingle All the Way. I could go on.

Is the poop deck what I think it is?

There is nothing stupid about good plumbing.