Basically, if you think you might have done something that might get you
sued, it is sometimes smart to sue first for a declaratory judgment to
frame the issue your way and get the forum you want.

"even though the idea of the commercial—that girls can be engineers,
astronauts, brain surgeons, and so on—does jive with the band’s lefty
politics"

How did you get from STDs to child-bearing hips?

Spoilers: that's how she wins. She gives everyone syphilis and waits them out until their brains slowly rot.

I with the rise of free streaming porn parents just gave up.

Especially if you are from Burlington, VT.

Feels like an Arby's night.

I've heard cashiers at Target say they are the best paid in my town. Much better than the local grocery chain and certainly more than Wal-Mart.

Aww, my 15-year-old little brother will be bummed. He loves this show. By the way, he has fucking terrible taste in television.

but crying, resisting LaBeouf is totally cool apparently

She was gorgeous, fun, and a great singer! Back in the day, I sang her praises and defended her against all haters. I thought she was going to save Rock and Roll. Turns out the haters were right.

Will Ferrell looks bloated, pasty, bored and miserable. Someone needs to explain to him the concept of diminishing marginal utility of wealth. If you already have more money than anyone could ever spend, making a few million more isn't worth sacrificing your dignity.

David Vitter is one of my Congressmen. I know he's in favor of keeping working girls in business.

That's a deep Full House reference. I applaud you.

I feel like I've been posting a lot about incest this week, but peak Olsen twins together in a robe and towel is really hot.

FUUUUUUCCCCKKKK YOOOOUUUU, HIPSTER

If you read what the Lionsgate guy said, he never says it is going to be a whole theme park to itself. I'm guessing it will be sort of like the Harry Potter thing at Universal Studios.

The part of the depraved ballet producer who makes the girls play with their nipples to make them erect will be played by Alan Rachins.

Well it is customary for hunters to wear a patch of bright color so they don't shoot each other. However, putting a red had on the decoy duck probably negates its purpose.

One of the few time travel movies that comports with the prevailing 4-D view of time in metaphysics. Time travel may be possible, but you shouldn't be able to go back in time and change the present. The past, present, and future all exist at all times and are what they are.