It seems like Kimmel went pretty easy on him to me.

This is the trouble with saying sorry: you open yourself up to attack on everything you do. The tone of the tweet was wrong for The Onion, but the melodramatic apology was just as bad.

Google adjusts searches based on what you've already searched for. Maybe it's just you.

I sure hope Ashley Tisdale plays the kind of girl who will get left behind in the Rapture. That should make for a much more interesting movie.

The dude had some cool, older friends. He got to touch Emma Watson's tits. I wish my high school years were so "miserable."

I don't watch the show and I have no idea what this means, but it is worthy of a like anyway.

Well that's better than what you see in community college. It is no fun discovering that a cute girl has DARNELL tattooed across her lower back in giant capital letters.

There may be funnier lines in that movie, but the "shark" line is definitely the most nonsensical.

Scott Walker has never slept with a man?

Hey, that's two Icelands buddy!

Benedict will have some free time. Think we found our star!

I'd like to show these ladies the little "comedy" in my pants.

Also demeaning toward women: The Bible

I didn't know there were such things as wild peacocks. Guess it won't be such a big loss for me when they die out.

Are you sure you aren't thinking of the Andy Warhol Museum?

Take that back! Celine Dion is a relevant and dynamic artist who wanted nothing more that to perform for her fans while being there for her family.

When you see the girl in the picture that was shown to you at the top of the page, you will say, "this is the girl". The rest of the cast can stay, that's up to you. But the choice for that lead girl is NOT up to you.

When you see the girl in the picture that was shown to you at the top of the page, you will say, "this is the girl". The rest of the cast can stay, that's up to you. But the choice for that lead girl is NOT up to you.

He may not be Catholic, but like the current Pope, he is well-known for helping people get away with terrible things.

He may not be Catholic, but like the current Pope, he is well-known for helping people get away with terrible things.