Well at least he'll always have people like you.

Well at least he'll always have people like you.

But God is in the room! And he's a total PRICK, man!

But God is in the room! And he's a total PRICK, man!

Only like 50 people died. How many do you lose on a normal commute? 30? 40?

Only like 50 people died. How many do you lose on a normal commute? 30? 40?

I think it might be time to whip out the Patrick Bateman gimmick account.

I think it might be time to whip out the Patrick Bateman gimmick account.

This has been a big year for HJs in film. A decade ago, when the MTV movie awards made some effort to be funny and interesting, they could have done something with this.

This has been a big year for HJs in film. A decade ago, when the MTV movie awards made some effort to be funny and interesting, they could have done something with this.

This comment has more class than James Franco.

This comment has more class than James Franco.

AXE TO ASS!!

AXE TO ASS!!

Hey I just scraped you,
And this is crazy,
I thought I killed it,
But here's your baby!

Hey I just scraped you,
And this is crazy,
I thought I killed it,
But here's your baby!

I'm a writer. A shitty writer. I like the amphetamines. If you can recognize that I am the only true philosopher since Artistotle and call me a pretty, pretty princess, I'll let you bang me hard while I lay there catatonic - until, of course, I find someone more virtuous.

I'm a writer. A shitty writer. I like the amphetamines. If you can recognize that I am the only true philosopher since Artistotle and call me a pretty, pretty princess, I'll let you bang me hard while I lay there catatonic - until, of course, I find someone more virtuous.

I liked the Hunger Games. Saw it in the theater and then rented it again. I never bought that it isn't violent enough. I think the idea of little kids getting killed is jarring enough that we don't need to see entry wounds for it to have an impact. The dogs should have been left out though.

I liked the Hunger Games. Saw it in the theater and then rented it again. I never bought that it isn't violent enough. I think the idea of little kids getting killed is jarring enough that we don't need to see entry wounds for it to have an impact. The dogs should have been left out though.