I love shit movies, but it is pretty rare that I see them the year they come out. I sort of wait until a consensus forms around which bad movies are actually interestingly bad and various cults and anti-cults start to form around them.

I love shit movies, but it is pretty rare that I see them the year they come out. I sort of wait until a consensus forms around which bad movies are actually interestingly bad and various cults and anti-cults start to form around them.

Can you repeat that? I was busy thinking about Zooey strapping one on and going in dry.

Can you repeat that? I was busy thinking about Zooey strapping one on and going in dry.

I wish I had an edge to lose, man.

I wish I had an edge to lose, man.

I was less into new music this year than I have ever been. Is the music coming out really less compelling or are we just getting old?

I was less into new music this year than I have ever been. Is the music coming out really less compelling or are we just getting old?

She even donated her pay for appearing in the special to a home for young homeless gay wookies.

She even donated her pay for appearing in the special to a home for young homeless gay wookies.

If only they could have got Lumpy working…Lumpy was the key.

If only they could have got Lumpy working…Lumpy was the key.

Hey, Beasts of the Southern Wild also gave us stereotypes of drunk, toothless Louisiana whites as well.

Hey, Beasts of the Southern Wild also gave us stereotypes of drunk, toothless Louisiana whites as well.

It pisses off Sarah Palin. Isn't that reason enough?

It pisses off Sarah Palin. Isn't that reason enough?

"Yeah, man, you are very lucky."

"Yeah, man, you are very lucky."

It must be awesome to be working at all with a degree in graphic design.

It must be awesome to be working at all with a degree in graphic design.