Does he get text alerts sent to his phone so he can get up in the middle of the night and post anytime his name is mentioned?

Does he get text alerts sent to his phone so he can get up in the middle of the night and post anytime his name is mentioned?

You better stagger in the right direction or you might end up in a neighborhood where no safe word will get them to stop beating you.

You better stagger in the right direction or you might end up in a neighborhood where no safe word will get them to stop beating you.

"in the end"

"in the end"

Now casting her as an inexperienced college girl would be a pretty good parody.

Now casting her as an inexperienced college girl would be a pretty good parody.

I can't sympathize with doctors. They are greedy bastards who have fought against healthcare for the poor since the Progressive Era and they never want to be accountable for their mistakes. (Yes, doctors, we all feel this way about you, but we are afraid to say so in public because we might need treatment.)

I can't sympathize with doctors. They are greedy bastards who have fought against healthcare for the poor since the Progressive Era and they never want to be accountable for their mistakes. (Yes, doctors, we all feel this way about you, but we are afraid to say so in public because we might need treatment.)

I'd bet my life savings on Leno beating Wolf Blitzer at Jeopardy.

I'd bet my life savings on Leno beating Wolf Blitzer at Jeopardy.

She's a bit old. I'd have Carrie be Cinderella's bitchy older stepsister who walks in on Cinderella masturbating.

She's a bit old. I'd have Carrie be Cinderella's bitchy older stepsister who walks in on Cinderella masturbating.

Stepmothers really are assholes

Stepmothers really are assholes

"I apologize if my remarks reflect me showing indifference to and
disrespect of my colleagues and a lack of appreciation of the
extraordinary opportunity of which I have been blessed. I never intended
that."

"I apologize if my remarks reflect me showing indifference to and
disrespect of my colleagues and a lack of appreciation of the
extraordinary opportunity of which I have been blessed. I never intended
that."

Unless of course he works on Wall Street. Then I'd rather he waste time as opposed to giving 100% to screwing us over.

Unless of course he works on Wall Street. Then I'd rather he waste time as opposed to giving 100% to screwing us over.