So we're not saying "Earf" anymore? Another victory for political correctness! I can forgive not saying "Merry Christmas," but if we can't say "Earf," the vision of our founders is dead.

So we're not saying "Earf" anymore? Another victory for political correctness! I can forgive not saying "Merry Christmas," but if we can't say "Earf," the vision of our founders is dead.

There aren't all that many I can think of, a notable exception being All Dogs Go to Heaven. I don't know if my heart could stand reliving that one.

There aren't all that many I can think of, a notable exception being All Dogs Go to Heaven. I don't know if my heart could stand reliving that one.

Iggy Pop is not dead. He toured last year. Tommy went to see him.

Iggy Pop is not dead. He toured last year. Tommy went to see him.

The show really did capture its time well. There was a real creative spark. You never know how history will view something, but I think this will stand up among kids' shows.

The show really did capture its time well. There was a real creative spark. You never know how history will view something, but I think this will stand up among kids' shows.

Never works.

Never works.

Sometimes I think her record company pimping her ass out at such a young age messed with her head.

Sometimes I think her record company pimping her ass out at such a young age messed with her head.

Douchebag holds out to be the highest-paid player in the league by far, screwing up his rhythm with the receivers and costing us the first four games, all the while holding his past charity work over the city's head. Meanwhile we have no defense and because of him zero money left under the cap to get one. And guess…

Douchebag holds out to be the highest-paid player in the league by far, screwing up his rhythm with the receivers and costing us the first four games, all the while holding his past charity work over the city's head. Meanwhile we have no defense and because of him zero money left under the cap to get one. And guess…

"Tree? I think we're more like a bundle of sticks."

"Tree? I think we're more like a bundle of sticks."

So upsetting to see racism coming from O'Neal. But then again, he's Irish.

So upsetting to see racism coming from O'Neal. But then again, he's Irish.

It must be extra difficult for a black dude to prostitute himself for a beverage in a DIXIE cup.

It must be extra difficult for a black dude to prostitute himself for a beverage in a DIXIE cup.