Amanda Bynes as Keenan's wife. We know she likes gents of his general complexion.

Amanda Bynes as Keenan's wife. We know she likes gents of his general complexion.

For most animals, the more time you spend with them, the more guilty you feel about eating them. With chickens, the more time you spend around them, the less guilty you feel about eating them.

For most animals, the more time you spend with them, the more guilty you feel about eating them. With chickens, the more time you spend around them, the less guilty you feel about eating them.

In my experience, people just love saying "el chupacabra" out loud, so this might work. It could be the "salsa" of YA novels. 

In my experience, people just love saying "el chupacabra" out loud, so this might work. It could be the "salsa" of YA novels. 

Yes.

Yes.

I spent many lonely nights in my adolescence praying my pillow had a working mouth.

I spent many lonely nights in my adolescence praying my pillow had a working mouth.

*Libertarian shows up to remind us that the true spirit of America is allowing privately-owned theaters to do whatever they want, even inviting all the homeless to the theater for a free movie and burning the fucker down like Vlad the Impaler*

*Libertarian shows up to remind us that the true spirit of America is allowing privately-owned theaters to do whatever they want, even inviting all the homeless to the theater for a free movie and burning the fucker down like Vlad the Impaler*

Never enjoyed the show. I could not relate to the problems and concerns of a relatively well-adjusted set of teens coming of age.

Never enjoyed the show. I could not relate to the problems and concerns of a relatively well-adjusted set of teens coming of age.

Hey, it worked for Justin Bieber. Why else would Selena Gomez stick with him for two years?

Hey, it worked for Justin Bieber. Why else would Selena Gomez stick with him for two years?

Yeah, just look at all the nerdgasm on that wall.

Yeah, just look at all the nerdgasm on that wall.

"I am going to come and burn your fucking childhood innocence down… BUT YOU WILL TICKLE ME FIRST!!!!"

"I am going to come and burn your fucking childhood innocence down… BUT YOU WILL TICKLE ME FIRST!!!!"