It takes money to launch the tour in the first place. You gotta have money to make money.

It takes money to launch the tour in the first place. You gotta have money to make money.

I had to make a trip to the big city for a doctor's appointment this morning. I stopped by the Whole Foods and bought some dried seaweed snacks and a couple cans of Wild Planet sardines because I wanted some sardines in BPA-free cans. I spent $30. That is my contribution to the food thread.

I had to make a trip to the big city for a doctor's appointment this morning. I stopped by the Whole Foods and bought some dried seaweed snacks and a couple cans of Wild Planet sardines because I wanted some sardines in BPA-free cans. I spent $30. That is my contribution to the food thread.

Your points are good and the tagline is just fine. It evokes the pain of the quiet, invisible girl in high school who is tired of being treated like a nobody.

Your points are good and the tagline is just fine. It evokes the pain of the quiet, invisible girl in high school who is tired of being treated like a nobody.

Boner for Chloe Moretz, eh? I am more positive than ever that this Sweet Clam character is a 300-pound, 40-year-old man and we're all being trolled.

Boner for Chloe Moretz, eh? I am more positive than ever that this Sweet Clam character is a 300-pound, 40-year-old man and we're all being trolled.

As a resident of hurricane-prone Louisiana, all I can say is:

As a resident of hurricane-prone Louisiana, all I can say is:

I'm 28 and I watch Bring it On and grope myself on the regular. Does that make me a MILF hunter now?

I'm 28 and I watch Bring it On and grope myself on the regular. Does that make me a MILF hunter now?

Better this buttsniffing than the kind in Girl With the Dragon Tattoo

Better this buttsniffing than the kind in Girl With the Dragon Tattoo

Most horror movies these days are terrible. His are decent. Bring em the fuck on, I say.

Most horror movies these days are terrible. His are decent. Bring em the fuck on, I say.

Since when do bitches get points off for shaving?

Since when do bitches get points off for shaving?

That's a different photo. Google it. Oh, and I suggest grabbing some lotion first.

That's a different photo. Google it. Oh, and I suggest grabbing some lotion first.