I seriously thought you were just making a Howard the Duck joke.

Am I a total fucking idiot for always assuming that John Hughes directed Pretty in Pink?

I went to the midnight show and it was the Banner scene. Kinda funny, but I would have liked something a little more juicy.

I went to the midnight show and it was the Banner scene. Kinda funny, but I would have liked something a little more juicy.

You mean the human villain who is not Michael Bay.

Either I'm a time traveler, or I remember hearing about this when it happened in 2011.

Well, there's more to the South than Mississippi.

What's it like being a moron?

Or did you mean "mike laking it lost langer"?

Don't Quarter Pounders also have mustard?

"$#*! The B—— in Apartment 23 Says While H——— Up"

I hate Guided View because it changes the way a comic book is "supposed" to be read. A comic page is more than just individual panels. Those individual panels help make up the entire composition of the page, and sometimes that page composition is crucial to the experience. I realize that one doesn't have to use Guided…

Flansburgh himself called Linnell a "musical genius".

Actually, I think it's supposed to be "He's showing himself a really good thyme" because at that point in the movie Arthur is shopping for herbs.

So, it's basically The Shining but with fart jokes.

Considering that the Sound City Players (or whatever they're called) were/are basically the Foo Fighters plus a few other people, was it even four months?

Thanks goodness they're playing in the northeast United States. Those people never get any bands up there.

"Mr. President."

Yes. Someone knows.

That's why you also need the Girth, Wind, and Fire app.