It's a FREE HOUSE for you, Jim.

I love how Gob and Franklin's song keeps popping up when someone accidentally presses the wrong button on anything that plays music—along with George Michael's Star Wars kid video.

Lucille doing "air quotes" while holding a martini…then George Michael walks in the room…then Tobias walks in the room.  The way David Cross sticks one leg in the air when he falls kills me.

I love how the end music is that generic iMovie "rock" track—don't you guys sponsor Deer Tick or something?

Why don't you have a seat right over there…

I think my support for The Hunger Games trilogy lies completely in the fact that its coercing tween girls to read a sci-fi futuristic dystopian story.

I want to get an inside look into exactly what Cuomo was thinking when he wrote "Pork & Beans".

Okay, then this shows why Lulu sucks:  Reed's voice cannot overcome loud guitars and pounding drums.  Listen to WL/WH again.  Most of the rhythm is a clean guitar and piano.  Loutallica was a failure upon conception.  It's impossible.  It can't happen.

That's a fucking stupid way to watch a modern TV show.

This and The Adventures of Pete and Pete.  90s jangle-rock goodness.

How the fuck was this not mentioned?  Did I miss it?

It was Jerry's girlfriend that walked in on George, but I get what you're saying.

This'll be re-released in 3D with added CGI next month.

Well, it can't be as bad as Uncharted 3.

Another fact: He has been best friends with Wil Wheaton since childhood.

Word on the street is "Child Support".

And just like that, "Baby" is now an awesome song.

Oliver Hardy was born in a tiny town (Harlem, GA) right next to mine.  I have to drive through it sometimes and, lemme tell ya, those people love the fuck out of Oliver Hardy.  His face is on their water tower—that's how I know they love him.

The Scout was awesome.

A grasshopper?!  Aw hell naw!!!!