Let me throw on my duds and grab some bottled Cokes
Man, listen to how nice all his guitar notes are.

Did you just link to a .wav file on an Angelfire site? Dude, now I'M getting nostaligic.

Not especially cheerful, but still great.

I Can't Decide - Scissor Sisters
I can't decide whether you should live or die
Oh, you'll probably go to heaven
Please don't hang your head and cry, no wonder why
My heart feels dead inside, it's cold and hard and petrified
Lock the doors and close the blinds, we're going for a ride

Synonym's just another word for the word you wanna use.

I got DFW twice, with a short piece and a long one. That's enough for me.

HNO: Somebody sent Dan Harmon a message saying that Glee was "streets ahead" of Community's "meta bullshit". He responded with a string of messages about how streets ahead is a totally reasonable thing to say that everybody says all the time, and vowed to write it into the show. And then in "Contemporary American…

They should really hold a special Breaking Bad-only edition of the Emmys a couple of days before the rest of the awards are given out, to make it fair for everyone else. Terry O'Quinn: Outstanding Supporting Actor (Non-Breaking Bad Division).

Oh my god, just reading the words "Learning Through Billiards" almost made me choke right now. Truly the best non-yelling Bob character.

Last Song Kills Audience
Here's hoping the Crash and the Boys songs are actually a fraction of a second long. It's not a race, guys!

Agreed, Anonymous, that mental illness line is exactly what I signed in to comment on. It is the tragedy of the century that we'll never see Phil Hartman and Bob Odenkirk screaming at each other in hilarious fury; the closest we came was Chock.

Steve messed with the Bill and got the horns.

Plus the CIA is injecting AIDS into our chicken nuggets! That's a METAPHOR!

You never want to do any cunning plans or crazy capers
I'm just grinning like an idiot, remembering Matthew's delivery of "An optimist would say I'm half-dressed." How wise he thinks he sounds. So glad this feature is back.

Everybody start yelling "Dinger!" at Will Forte when you see him in the street, okay?

@ forget_it_jake: It was when Jon Stewart hosted, they were having a party for news anchors. Tina and Jimmy Fallon came in together, and when Parnell as Brokaw says hello to both of them, Tina says "No, I'm supposed to be Ashleigh Banfield. You know what, forget it. I shouldn't be in sketches, anyway." and runs off…

"In this scene, the panda comes up a flight of stairs carrying a bucket of water, slips on a banana peel, says something to two geese and does an air guitar. The good news? There can be anything in the bucket."

Speaking of Breaking Bad, I'm shocked that we've got six pages of comments and no mention of Jane. Not so much for the death but for the circumstances.

Bad show into good show is Growing The Beard. Good show into amazing show, I guess you'd just have to say "Shit just got real."

My favourite was in Scrubs where JD noticed the Janitor in The Fugitive and spend the whole episode trying to get him to admit he used to be an actor.