"And I say, we drive to Connecticut right now! No more delay! You might not know this, but slender blondes don't always age that well!"

"And I say, we drive to Connecticut right now! No more delay! You might not know this, but slender blondes don't always age that well!"

She did a duet version of it with her piano player at her show in 2003 (roughly). It did not cheer me when she said it was currently available for purchase as a duet with Rod Stewart.

She did a duet version of it with her piano player at her show in 2003 (roughly). It did not cheer me when she said it was currently available for purchase as a duet with Rod Stewart.

Fantasy casting: he should be the next Bond…person. I'm thinking CIA, but not Felix Leiter or Jinx. Maybe Jinx.

Fantasy casting: he should be the next Bond…person. I'm thinking CIA, but not Felix Leiter or Jinx. Maybe Jinx.

I…ok, I'm at least going to draw a dotted line around the dates in Feb…

I…ok, I'm at least going to draw a dotted line around the dates in Feb…

I have a friend who visited NYC for the first time, and wouldn't go into the subway station. I just realized maybe this is why.

I have a friend who visited NYC for the first time, and wouldn't go into the subway station. I just realized maybe this is why.

Yeah but…"Carrie" can never be made into a great Stephen King film, could it? "The Shining" can never be a great King film. He makes books.

Yeah but…"Carrie" can never be made into a great Stephen King film, could it? "The Shining" can never be a great King film. He makes books.

@avclub-d0dfbf82a0232e4c63faf5016c25b7d5:disqus The simple answer may be…yes. But it's probably not that simple.

@avclub-d0dfbf82a0232e4c63faf5016c25b7d5:disqus The simple answer may be…yes. But it's probably not that simple.

Hahaaaaaha. Stupid.

Hahaaaaaha. Stupid.

Plus, the narrative never really went anywhere fast.

Plus, the narrative never really went anywhere fast.

I was really disappointed in the book…but, with an oeuvre as large as King's, you can't win 'em all with everyone.

I was really disappointed in the book…but, with an oeuvre as large as King's, you can't win 'em all with everyone.