How long did it take Brando to almost suffocate when he was upside-down for "Apocalypse Now"?

Right in the penis.

Right in the penis.

It is a word. It is a word!

It is a word. It is a word!

Hey, it was only 96 here yesterday. So…yeah it kinda sucks.

Hey, it was only 96 here yesterday. So…yeah it kinda sucks.

Oh yeah, that's where I used to hear it all the time.

Oh yeah, that's where I used to hear it all the time.

To be acurate, Fantine has two songs - though to be REALLY accurate, they sound pretty much alike.

To be acurate, Fantine has two songs - though to be REALLY accurate, they sound pretty much alike.

"I dreamed a show in days gone by,

"I dreamed a show in days gone by,

Look up "ABC Afterschool Special" on IMDb, at the episode titles. They're…just…wow, especially in the late '70s. I think one of them is actually called "I Think My Dad Might Be Crazy".

Look up "ABC Afterschool Special" on IMDb, at the episode titles. They're…just…wow, especially in the late '70s. I think one of them is actually called "I Think My Dad Might Be Crazy".

I'm going to call you "Dizzy!"

I'm going to call you "Dizzy!"

And when she closes her eyes and goes to her "happy place", and it's a laughing skull superimposed against a sheet of flame. I think that's probably my favorite gag ever from that show.

And when she closes her eyes and goes to her "happy place", and it's a laughing skull superimposed against a sheet of flame. I think that's probably my favorite gag ever from that show.

Which makes the phrase "Hopped up on goofballs!" quite nonsensical. Is that a phrase? Did I make it up?