Sammy? It's time for my shot.

"Moderate rock."

@avclub-da518aecddbf5c94588f53562012c452:disqus - Are you the same carlosthedwarf that used to comment on Poniewozik's "LOST" reviews?

I'm new here so I don't know how any of this stuff works, but the text of this review makes it sound like the letter grade should be an F-.

This Veronica Falls blurb makes it sound like Belle & Sebastian isn't darkly witty. Have I been doing it wrong?

Fair point. That's not the prime motivating factor behind what music I listen to, but I understand that it will be for some people.

It's unfortunate that all the really good band names are already taken. There can only be one Strawberry Alarm Clock; there can only be one.

Which one's Pink?

All the likes.

Backslash? Srsly?

I believe you call it a banger in the mouth over here.

I admire your optimism, however wholly misguided it might be. The fact that a "Simpsons" script was written during the "Simpsons" golden era does not necessarily mean that the script will be a golden-era-level script. For it to be that, it would have to be polished, re-polished, re-written, re-polished, punched up,…

I admire your optimism, however wholly misguided it might be. The fact that a "Simpsons" script was written during the "Simpsons" golden era does not necessarily mean that the script will be a golden-era-level script. For it to be that, it would have to be polished, re-polished, re-written, re-polished, punched up,…

Next week, on "Clerks":

Next week, on "Clerks":

Literally.

Literally.

Hold on, hold on. Are we calling Louis's episode brilliant, now? I must have missed that memo.

Hold on, hold on. Are we calling Louis's episode brilliant, now? I must have missed that memo.

You don't think there's anyone in coastal America who hasn't heard of ZG, CK, and alternative comedy? I mean, why would you so lazily generalize like that?