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You don't think there's anyone in coastal America who hasn't heard of ZG, CK, and alternative comedy? I mean, why would you so lazily generalize like that?

@Juan_Carlo:disqus - that's not a real thing, right? Please tell me you're joking.

@Juan_Carlo:disqus - that's not a real thing, right? Please tell me you're joking.

Can you vulcanize my tires while I wait?

Can you vulcanize my tires while I wait?

Are we allowed to refer to them as EAYWKUBTTOD, where the E stands for ellipsis?

Are we allowed to refer to them as EAYWKUBTTOD, where the E stands for ellipsis?

@avclub-3e9e0f1010418374c3dd9ccf3b0ed27c:disqus - too bad even well-tied half-Windsors look like shit. Just grow the fuck up and tie the fucking full-Windsor.

@avclub-3e9e0f1010418374c3dd9ccf3b0ed27c:disqus - too bad even well-tied half-Windsors look like shit. Just grow the fuck up and tie the fucking full-Windsor.

@avclub-6562c5c1f33db6e05a082a88cddab5ea:disqus - It's turtles all the way down!

@avclub-6562c5c1f33db6e05a082a88cddab5ea:disqus - It's turtles all the way down!

I've got the weirdest boner.

I've got the weirdest boner.

Bees? Beads! Bees? Beads! &c.

Bees? Beads! Bees? Beads! &c.

No, but seriously — how the fuck are we supposed to be pronouncing this?

No, but seriously — how the fuck are we supposed to be pronouncing this?

It's like writing a book with the title, Hey! There's A Spider On Your Shoulder!

It's like writing a book with the title, Hey! There's A Spider On Your Shoulder!

@avclub-5e5e0bd5ad7c2ca72b0c5ff8b6debbba:disqus - Especially since it's not.